My son asked why we have an old Saab Sportcombi and a Ford Focus instead of a new X5 or Suburban like all the families at his school. This is where he got another math lesson.

Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner. Trump would bring Osama Bin Laden back to life to spite Barack Obama. Fucker!

This is pretty tame considering Ohio is only the next state over.

Sine folks can get away with going the asshole route, others just can’t pull it off. Kimi can pull it off, be funny and somewhat endearing. Kyle just comes off as a petulant kid .

Scrolled through the comments to make sure this was here.

How’s this only have 2 stars?

Go die in a fire

Fat old man yells at clouds on European vacation

Being a melanoma survivor, made me a better person and now In appreciate the truly important things in life, instead of the petty bullshit that consumed it before. Don’t insult melanoma by calling Mrs. Trump by that name.

KITT is giving his face of disapproval

Looks like a car my 9 year old son “built” on Forza 6.

Why get aftermarket when you can get these beauties in your t-top z28

When Trump fucks up, they flip a coin to decide if they are going to bitch about Hillary or Obama.

Doug, is it me, or does your Jalopnik writing contain more clever analogies and humor, where the Oversteer pieces are more sedate?

Florida State Motto: “Arrive on vacation, stay on probation”.

I sincerely hope all these fuckwads die in a fire or get cancer. Fuck them all up the pisshole.

I’m glad all the important things like healthcare and infrastructure are covered, so we have enough taxpayer money leftover for this.

A year later, this subject is not discussed in our house. It was pretty damn awful, especially as it concluded an otherwise happy day at Disney.

My four year old daughter snuck my eight year old son’s pet turtle in her little purse for a trip to Disney. It escaped and snuck under the seat. We had no clue of the shelled stowaway, so it was left in the car while we did the Disney thing. Car interiors get hot in Florida in August, especially after 11 hours.