I don't know if I agree with this, but it was a damn good comeback deserving a star.

You scooter no made for weelie!

That’s the best! Well played! Please accept my star for this one.

Was he there when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Well they said Elvis was high classed. Well that was just a lie. Yeah they said Elvis was high classed. Well that was just a lie.

This looks like a Florida snowbird up north for the summer.

Finishing off a Jeep Wagoneer in a demo derby was pretty horrific as well.

It’s pretty fascinating really. You would think that a mastermind would want to have as few people involved as possible, to lower the margin of error and to have less pieces of the pie to divide.

“...the kidnappers looked to be around 18 years of age”

Over the wall crews have sphincter tightening moments almost every race. Those cars are still going 35-55 mph in the pits. When I used to get garage/pit passes a couple times a year, I used to marvel at how ballsy those guys are with cars moving inches (and closer) from them. One of the crewmen for Joe Gibbs Racing…

To the person who did this:

NASCAR tracks have been tearing down the unused grandstands from the 1990's and the early aughts. At least F1 is being somewhat optimistic.

Passenger: “Really? Wayfarers, a fedora and a Buick? I’ll get through this Tinderdate with as little eye contact as possible”.

All the working prototypes are probably at work, driving through the Arctic, getting testing gear bolted to the side and other abuse the workhorse prototypes get before they go to the crusher. This is probably their cost effective way of having one show pony on hand for ribbon cuttings and car shows.

A Jaguar that depends on its electrical system for everything? That's a scary thought.

I got a new cavalier for my 16th birthday. I was completely ecstatic until I saw this in the showroom. I drooled like an Ohio Marty McFly.

His statement brings new meaning to The Bourne (sic) Identity.

My phone (iPhone SE) and car key are packed in a waterproof dry container that fits in and is clipped to the inside of my board shorts. The only thing left on the beach is towel, sunscreen and flip flops.

The fake tan and neck tat says C4

Of course they are cheap, they are awful places people are vacationing from.