If I had a choice between tickets to the Super Bowl, NCAA Final Four, and the World Series or a trip to the 24 Hours of LeMans, well that choice is obvious. I have to go someday.

Tatra 603, the Cold War Communist car that us dirty capitalists wanted. The choice of fashionable dictators, who still had to keep it commie, like Fidel Castro.

Sometimes you have to turn off the brain and go with it.

The Nascar brass secretly likes the hoopla this kind of stuff attracts. With stands built for 1990s crowds getting emptier, any attention Nascar gets is welcomed.

If the car is old, rare in the US, but not an exotic, like an old Citroen or Morris Minor, the owner will run across the parking lot to talk to anyone who gives it a second look.

From a fine Italian wine:

I looked a a list of car manufacturers to rack my brain. Damn the UK has a lot of little car makers.

Have you read any other gems from this Matt Walsh toolbag? Unless you want to throw your iPad against the wall, you shouldn't. He's the worst kind of douche there is.

Patricia Driscoll is dating again?

Anyone who would get butthurt over this article has likely used the terms “libtard” and “Benghazi” on the internet.

When I drove in Australia, I devised a trick where I lined up the antenna with the lines on the lines on the road. If the antenna went too far from the line on the road, it meant I was somewhere I shouldn't be.

Any politician would say something like that at a UAW gathering or a factory your with fellow “muricans”, but Uncle Joe brought it up at Yale, a place where the only American cars are police cars and tow trucks.

I went through a culling process myself. I got down to 150 from 500+ on our last move.

I hope he has his ID and bail money in those cargo pockets

If you get rejected, carry on and be just as friendly, funny and good natured as you would be if she said yes. Joke about it and change the subject.

Lotus Europa

I have always possessed the same feeling with the Cadillac Escalade. Anyone who would pay extra for a chromed up Chevy Tahoe would have to be a major league wanker. When I meet an Escalade driver, my suspicions are usually correct.

Oops, misread the OP, please keep this one on grey.

The Saabaru, a Jalopnik favorite that is generally slammed as shameful GM badge engineering. These things were hidden on the back lots at Saab dealerships and Saab snobs hated them. When GM had their employee pricing fire sale in the mid 2000’s, these had $5000 discounts. It’s Saab resale value has made it into a…

“Oh my God, they won hockey too? Is there a sport left that the blacks don’t win” - Racist Ohio Uncle.