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That’s my representative! Nice to see people trying to accomplish actual governance instead of just repealing Obamacare non-stop.

Ha, I JUST looked it up myself. BMI is total BS, but can you imagine what he would be saying if Hillary had a BMI bordering on obese?

i mean kim kardashian 1.0 is not what most people would consider white (like many Armenians) but yeah, not dark skin and especially not kim today

is there another kim kardashian that i dont know about

I believe he invited himself to Flint as a PR stunt. Some people scrambled to accommodate him, maybe because they want to remind other Americans that their citizens still do not have drinking water.

I’m sorry but you think that if you invited Donald Trump to speak that he somehow would not turn it into a political speech?

Oh, thank you! So the huge tear that went from my vagina to my asshole didn’t REALLY take a ton of stitches and weeks and weeks of 3x/day Sitz baths to heal! Nor was all that lochia really pouring out of my vagina for 2 months! And my uterus took zero time to shrink back down from medicine-ball size to pear size.

Yup. Props to the interviewer for pressing her while remaining classy, but I do wish someone would just let loose and really rip into one of these spoiled brats someday.

What the hell do new fathers need paternity leave for? It’s not like they’re been going to be changing diapers or anything. - The Donald

The fucking Times referred to Trump as “stretching the truth” when he said Clinton didn’t have a plan. That’s an interesting way of saying “knowingly and shamelessly lying”.

Why is this plan focused on giving the birth mother time to recuperate? Childbirth doesn’t usually require 6 WEEKS to recuperate from, unless you count not being able to have vaginal sex as debilitating (which Trump might, who knows). Maternity/paternity leave is primarily about bonding with your baby and being

Calm down. Hillary Clinton was diagnosed with bacterial (not viral) pneumonia. It isn’t contagious.

Are you talking about the OP or Clinton? Because “The results of the scan were a “mild non-contagious bacterial pneumonia” for which Bardack prescribed bed rest, fluids and rest.”

Clinton doesn’t have enough scandals, so the media has to delve deeply into each one that she does have.

Just from the small amount he did reveal to Dr. Oz, we know he’s significantly overweight if not obese. That alone makes him less healthy than Hillary Clinton.

A woman with pneumonia collapsed while she was working and continues to work? Sounds normal.

I am so proud to know a woman who asked a guy in DC to move his briefcase off the seat so she could sit her 8+ month preggo self down. He pretended he did not hear her, so at the next stop, she grabbed said briefcase and threw it out the door. She felt kind of guilty later, per her text to me. I still believe it was

I just bark-laughed at blent. Thank god my office is almost deserted.

I love this tweet.

Chet sounds like how my Cuban grandpa says shit.