I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it

That was fantastic.

As good as the Packers were today, the Jags hung with them. Everyone knows the Packers will be there at the end of the year, but who isn’t excited to watch what the Jags do? Either ascending into the stratosphere or crashing like United 93.

I hate that this movie is being framed as a movement, when it's just a fucking product.

Well, Hillary overheated on a hot day at a crowded event, and that is way more relevant than the fact that Trump lies about literally everything.

So those Muslims you claim to have seen celebrating the towers falling were disgusting, but it’s okay for you to brag about it if it makes your penis metaphor sound bigger. Duly noted.

It was over 80. She was a short person in a crowd of people, making it hotter. Humidity was high. She was wearing a shirt, long sleeve coat, and a kevlar vest. She got overheated. We know this is it because SHE WALKED OUTSIDE UNDER HER OWN POWER ABOUT AN HOUR LATER.

Dude, 80 degrees in NYC is not mild temperatures, and she’s wearing a full suit, body armor, and probably shapewear.

Actually, my first thought was that she became overwhelmed because of the nature and subject of the ceremony. Think about it—as skeevy as one may think she is, the fate of the world is likely dependent on her right now. She is running against a man who isn’t fit to run a hot dog stand, much less this country. Trump is…

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

I have my own crazy conspiracy theory about this. Here is what I think happened-

I suspect the real story is this: Is it even remotely possible that neutral medical observers watching hit after hit to the head on replay DIDN’T recommend that he enter the protocol?

They just have to give you the absolute worst-case scenario for legal purposes. It rarely happens. I’d talk to your doctor about which IUD is better for you personally, the Mirena (low-dose hormonal IUD, you may have symptoms if you are sensitive to hormones but your periods are really light), or Paragard, the copper…

I’LL BE DAMNED IF’N I LET SOME WOMAN CALL ME A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES!

Thank you for sharing that! She absolutely hit the nail on the head - if someone isn’t a racist assbag, why be mad at Hillary for calling out the racist assbags?

Please update to reflect that they shouldn’t have even gotten the ball and the ruling to give them the untimed down was made incorrectly. Yes I’m a salty Osu fan.

“But if he were a German 17 y/o playing well for their national team”, then he would be a 17 y/o making the german national team of GERMANY. That’s exactly the point!

“But Coach,” I said. “There are only one set of footprints leading downfield.”

“I bet he’d have two Super Bowl rings by now if not for MUSLIMS holding him down!”

I mean it as satire, but God help me there’s probably someone on Twitter right now saying that exact sentence.

But a certain faction of your uncle’s Facebook friends will swear he isn’t on an MLB roster RIGHT THIS MINUTE because of the war on Christianity.