Preach. They’re voting machines, not teens playing Pokemon Go, put them in airplane mode, damnit!

This is ridiculously stupid and completely on our own heads for not having secure, multi-verifiable, & non-privatized voting solutions deployed years ago instead of crap like Diebold and other foxes we have guarding the henhouse at every turn.

“Also, this could have been a test of some sort.”

I dunno, I feel like for a long while Beyonce was an “acceptable” black and then this album came out and people realized that she viewed herself as a genuine black woman. Apparently that was just too much for them.

This was my exact thought. How on earth do they find any women to serve on such juries?!?

Down South they call them “Sprinkles” because you don’t need a full shower but people insist on doing SOMETHING.

Pretty much anyone who’s ever been sexually assaulted or done anti-sexual violence prevention work is deemed “biased” in sexual assault cases, and dismissed from the jury pool due to their supposed inability to be “impartial”. They have to call 2-3x as many people for the jury pool on a rape case compared to normal. I…

I’m not particularly attractive, but I “get away with” not wearing makeup by not giving a flying fuck.

Did anyone else think, when they saw the cat lady at the end, that it was super nice of Kanye to cast a woman with a cleft palate and didn’t realize it was the same lady? Just me?

I can tell when I’m getting sick because all I want is orange juice and Lay’s potato chips. In other words, OJ makes you better. SCIENCE!

To be fair, I don’t think anyone really wanted to drink OJ from concentrate. It was always gross, just used to be the only/cheapest option.

Concentrate lemonade and limeade, on the other hand, is the shit.

My mum still buys the cans of frozen oj and mixes them in one of those old-school jugs with the pump-handle for stirring. Not only that, she adds half a package of Tang to it “for flavour!”

i don’t even understand the hype for that video. what is special about that video? a flip phone was the standout. what does that say?

I loved the unapologetically Black performance of Rihanna’s dance hall melody.

... you know that even after that he’d just do it again though.

So, he made that gif himself to jerk off to right?

Right? I guess his sharing his penis with the world was more important than career goals or his marriage or not traumatizing his kid. Yuck. I hope Huma has therapists lined up for the son. I can't believe she is dealing with this in the midst of a national campaign.

He could’ve been Mayor of New York. Very easily, in fact. But dick pics were more important. And now he’s lost an amazing woman, and his son’s life will be impacted forever. Because dick pics were more important.