Please tell us how overrated Beyoncé is, how she can’t sing, how you don’t like her, and how you just don’t get her popularity. The rest of us will wait here with bated breath. #queen

She needs to just jump on him and own that. Imagine how cozy his sweaters are when you're chilling at home watching Game of Thrones and eating Taco Bell.

Let’s just post Parks and Rec gifs? That sounds more fun anyway....

Here’s a dramatic re-creation of Kanye’s speechwriting process:

It’s so frustrating to hear Kanye speak live like this precisely because of his rambling. He has a lot of great ideas, and great lines and thoughts (like the murders in Chicago) that he can seem to portray in his music, but can’t complete when put on the spot. It’s so disappointing because I always want to hear what…

Nicki Minaj could have redeemed the whole thing but I couldn't even hear her. WHERE IS MY HEARING AIDE.

Why do we keep making Nicki share the stage with other people at the VMAs? LET NICKI SHINE ON HER OWN.

Assuming those 28 weeks are equivalent to a 40-hour work week, then you’d complete your police training in 1120 hours - 380 hours, or just shy of 10 weeks less than a cosmetologist.

What the actual fuck is this even? It's like joke maternity photos making fun of people who take them too seriously except I'm pretty sure they're serious and I don't even know. I just can't.

I’m all for animal rights. I adore my dog. I only buy humane certified meat, eggs and dairy.

You really are dedicated to hating this woman, aren’t you?

This video is such a reach... Tight clothes and winged eyeliner — no one has ever used that since Audrey Hepburn, Beyonce is such a copycat!!!1!

How many Black men you know that are talking about gender?

Being a woman in 2016 if very different, imagine being a woman 20 years ago, and when we talk about consent, maybe 20 years from now we’ll know things about consent and examine it from a different perspective than we are now.

May she wake up for the midnight pee and step on a Lego.

The entire episode, she said, was a performance art piece. . . .

It’s also a story about Expedia, which is a website-based service, you ignorant douche.

“Do you constantly let people do whatever they want to you”

Or you could, you know, just skip the story and move on with your life if the content doesn’t interest you.