This! Sure, it’s not as “10 year old boy with a poster of it on his wall” as some of the others, but for a doctor showing up at a hospital it’s really the only choice.

Aston Martin V12 vantage with a 6 speed manual.

Would ‘The Canadian’ signal every time he goes around a corner? :)

Not to mention you are within spitting distance of a focus RS, golf R, and STi territory

I know this is supposed to be a great car, but I just cant.

Exactly. There are several 996's in similar condition on the SF Bay CL for about 5 grand less. And they haven’t spent their life in Ohio.

He probably wadded it up training at his ranch. What I wouldn’t give to have some fun at that place!

Cheap? Wedge? Track Car? Unusual?

Reminds me of an old favorite joke:

Could have been worse.

Just for you, Jason:

Huh. These look like a bunch of dumb fun, but since I’m an owner/operator of a healthy, full-size adult male penis, I’ll never be able to drive one of these Compensators comfortably.

The only thing that will piss them off more than replacing the turbo 6 with a V8 is if they also installed some turn signals...

I love widebody conversions, but I will never understand the allure of using those exposed bolts to hold the over-fenders on. Just looks unfinished to me.

THIS is a proper widebody conversion:

So he took one of the best FWD-handling cars of all time, replaced the whole thing with a live-axle RWD V8 platform known for its inability to do anything but accelerate in a straight line, and even that only in the right hands, and did so at great personal expense, both monetary and in time... Yeah, that makes…

lol you seriously have NO impulse control at all do you? Midnight with a janky, untrustworthy, cobbled-together vehicle that’s never off-roaded under you before and constantly breaks, what do you do? Go crawling in the pitch dark.

The split doesn’t affect the market cap of the company, but Apple’s market cap in 2017 is far higher in 2017 than it was in 2006 when OP bought the stock. In 1989 I bought 10 shares of Harley Davidson, which was at $24 per share at the time, for $240. It has split 2 for 1 five times over the years, so I now have 320…

Splits don’t change the value of the portfolio you imbecile but it does change your entire calculation. If he held on to the stock through every split he would’ve had 8960 shares and NOT 320. So do the math. 8960*144= close to $1.3 mil

It’s not strictly racing in the sense that only one person rides at a time, but pro downhill mountain biking is absolute lunacy. Here’s maybe the best run of all time, worth a watch just for the announcing.

Was anyone else as confused as I was by the main picture? The superposition of the mirror, helmet, and intake make his head look like a robot's or something.