You sound like a delightful person.

Interesting read. It feels like a piece that shouldn’t be attributed to an anonymous writer, though. If you’re going to call out the NMU administration for being dodgy and protective of Schultz for fear of repercussions, you could be accused of doing the same avoidance of negative consequences.

Your site is the only place I’ve heard of this guy. Thanks for keeping us abreast of this nobody's criminal exploits.

I kept skimming through this comment, waiting for the over the top sentence to top your hand that it's satire... Or even a /s at the end of your post... But it appears you wrote this completely in earnest. 

Morcheeba is another one of my favorites of this genre.

They are somehow succeeding as a business enterprise despite this significant setback.

Edgy taek bro.

I was a scrub benchwarmer on my junior high football team. One game before kickoff the golden boy quarterback came back from the coin flip to tell the coach the other team won the toss and deferred, so he elected to kick off. He might have been the golden boy popular kid, and I was an awkward acne covered nerd, but at…

Actually it’s “Country” Joe West, so you technically didn’t know his nickname.

Pet Peeve of the day: the (usually incorrect) overuse of the term gaslighting.

How do you know what links or bookmarks are in a job candidate's browser?

You are right, it's easier because you're an uncle, not a parent. Kids are very often much more obedient to adults who aren't their parents.

Jeebus it's hard to believe so many people out there in the internets are so oblivious to obvious sarcasm.

Actually you can't see the curvature of the earth from ground level. You can see it via ships disappearing as they sail away, but you can't scan the ocean line from right to left and see a curve. Unless you're 40,000 feet tall. Then you could. Maybe.

Little Caesar’s had great commercials in the early 90s. The origami one in this interview was one. Here’s another:

I rarely comment but came to say the same thing. That sentiment encapsulates so much of what is wrong in this country.

Best part is the goofy guy behind him that is smiling and ready to console him before his woman starts scolding him.

Opinions are subjective. Yet you have managed to posit an objectively wrong one. The fact that a vanilla song like Only the Good Die Young offends you to the point you can’t listen to it doesn’t help your case. And finally, commercial success will never be a proof point of quality.

Holy smokes did Gawker Media + Kinja perform a double team destruction of AV Club. Claiming a canceraids-inducing “first” isn’t even fun anymore. Where did everyone go to discuss my favorite shows?

Neither did I