If you don’t see the difference, you can’t be helped.

“This story is going to be in the news for days to come.”

Neither the second line in the lyrics nor the music video supports that interpretation.

That’s not what he meant. See my example above.

If you’re playing blackjack and are dealt two eights while the dealer is showing a six, you have a big edge *on that hand*. Split them and hope you get a chance to double down as well to press your advantage. When the rare occasion comes when you have the statistical edge, you try to maximize your bet to take…

I’m hurt.

Wait, ladies is offensive now? This is a blog primarily targeted to females, yes?

The backlash is often “why are you criticizing us when you wasted your time reading it too?” And the headline was all I needed to know how vacuous the article is.

Ladies, you have so many better things to occupy your time than reading long ass essays about which celebrity is dating which celebrity. Go read or do something that will enrich your life.

Yes, surely the increase in hate crimes against Muslims is a result of Trump’s hate mongering and not, you know, an unfortunate yet forseeable result of Muslim terrorists committing atrocities world wide on a weekly basis.

So has anyone actually spoken out loud the obvious observation - that North West is a stupid fucking name?

That’s a lot of words for a sport no one cares about.

She should have accepted, gone on stage and stood there singing her saddest song. No back up dancers, no light shows, just her bringing everyone down.

Thank you Meghan. It’s perfectly fine to not have any interest or knowledge about politics and world events, and those people SHOULD be encouraged not to vote. No vote is better than an uninformed vote.

I don’t claim not to have any time wasting hobbies, but you folks who find enjoyment watching famous couples have a fight - get a life. Seriously.

Seeing that about .001% of high school students will have seen the musical by this fall, and only slightly more will have even heard of it, I doubt it.

Yet when Banksy does it on public or private property he’s fucking Michelangelo.

I will never understand why you guys are so fascinated with dicks.

Is there a way to hide the feline acceptance chart from my news feed?

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