You people (I’m talking to you, Kara) need to get a life. Being a fan of her music is one thing. Obsessing over their personal relationship is pathetic.

Want to lose weight? Eat a reasonable amount during the day and don’t eat anything after 4:00 PM. If you get so hungry you can’t sleep, grab just enough to tide your stomach over until morning. Hop on the scale when you wake up each morning and cheer yourself on for getting closer to your personal goal. Repeat until…

Reminds me of this brilliant Alanis cover.

Deadspin used to be great.

Radar detectors? Is this 1989? Crowd source those speed traps with Waze.

Is he an “affable bro” too?

Who. Fucking. Cares.

Great job, internet!

“Affable bro?” How did you not write this phrase without giggling uncontrollably?

Rather than study past seasons and try to figure out the best way to navigate the minefields of being a contestant on The Bachelor, one could just choose to not be a contestant on The Bachelor.

Faux News and MSNBC are in the business of ratings, not catering to their hosts.

Reading comprehension is hard.

What a miserable time of year for sports. Bring on March Madness, spring training, and hoops and hockey playoffs.

My lady friend at the time loved the ending and was a monster fan of the show. In the end, it’s just an old tv show. How it ended doesn’t impact the world one way or the other.

Seriously guy. I know it’s the internet and I should expect the worst and all, but what’s wrong with you?

Why so harsh bro? Sweating at strangers really bolsters your argument BTW.

An aspiring NFLer must play in college. Where’s the freedom of choice in that?

I hear what you are saying but I don’t think it’s that simple. They would not be boycotting for civil rights. They would be boycotting for the right to get paid to play a voluntary activity. Hell, it’s not even a JOB.

Of course, these specific athletes have nothing to gain from boycotting the game. For those not going to the pros, which is most of them, this will likely be the biggest moment of their lives. So they’re being encouraged to skip that moment in the hopes that future scholar athletes might get paid, while they’d get…

And here I thought it was only the Detroit Lions that could self destruct so badly. Kudos, Cincinnati. Kudos.