I, for one, don’t want to move to Canada. I don’t have anything against it. I love our neighbor to the North. I only think if our house is in fire, I am not going to move in with our neighbor. I am going to find a way to put out the fire and rebuild the house. That’s what we need to do now.

No! They’ve discovered our weakness!

Ya, but all you have to do is throw some maple syrup and a hockey game in both directions and you’ll create an opening in the middle.

Literally nothing could have made that a plausible movie.

Counterpoint: Event Horizon is one of the best horror movies of the past 20ish years:)

I saw The Core. I am not saying this because it’s relevant, I just want you to feel bad for me.

Bring on the 1.21 gigawatts.

And then you end up with a large colony of mosquito fish?

Do human beings “serve a purpose”? Chances are, planet Earth would be much better off if human beings were killed instantly...(not advocating for my extermination, but simply pointing out that it is silly to discussing whether or not an animal species “serves a purpose”).

He must never beat the ghost, or his grandfather will be gone forever.

Also added to the fact that all Supercharger stations are solar powered and off-grid.

Geologists man, everyone’s like, who the fuck would want to look at rocks all day and count layers in stones.

Then the Earth does something really weird that isn’t an earthquake, and goes all loopy, and then the geologists strut in and be like: “Stand back, we’ll get to the bottom of this you plebs.”

His parking job is not much better

You mean German electronics.

I loved it. One of my all time favorite Marvel films.