Fuck that. IMS is private property and they should pay people, out of the revenues of their for-profit event, to clean up. Why should anyone subsidize this effort with free labor?

Hey, how about a spoiler warning? Some of us are waiting until Episode VIII to find out who Supreme Leader Snoke is!

No snark here: The fact that ‘Recommended Stories’ shows 18 [EIGHTEEN] articles is a magnificent tribute to Deadspin. Good work.

I was going to say he looks like pedophilic Don Knotts.

He looks like he just fed off the neck of a new recruit.

I wanna hang out backstage and light batteries on fire with Ludacris

Starred because it deserves to be ungreyed. But I disagree that conservative policies are reasonable about money - see our military spending, the long term cost of cutting funding to health care, social safety nets, and education. It doesn't matter if you save a dime here if you lose a dollar later because your…

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

Secret twist: A wider shot reveals that these are all just replicas on the Vegas strip.

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back?

I can’t wait to see the next round of mental gymnastics Joe Pa stans use to justify this shit. JOE PA WAS A SAINT

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back? Let’s just melt it down, closest replication to where he is if there’s any thing as justice.