Yeah... they gave Obama the peace prize and how many bombs did he order dropped?
I’m no fan of Trump, but the hysteria from the writers of this site is getting ridiculous.
ETA: Yeah, I read the article but the point stands. They give the peace prize to people who don’t deserve it all the time. When they gave it to…

Is it bad that I want this to be televised so that I can watch him get his shit pushed in by people for trying to fight this little girl?

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

I read that as ‘my son’s 3rd penis’...

Off topic, but how does a high school player not choose Hawaii? “Look, son, you’ll get to live on a tropical island for free. Also, there are fields of pineapples. And sometimes you’ll have to play football. Or you could go to Alabama.”

WINE CORK WRAPPED IN PAPER TOWELS, ELECTRICAL TAPE & A CONDOM

Hamilton won the Electoral College though.

Not The F8 of the Furious?  The SVP of Marketing Puns over at Universal really fucked up this time.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

Just gonna say: spin-off the World Grand Prix. It’s the best bit about Cars 2, which was criminally under-used. It would be a good way to introduce kids to the different classes of motorsport and their histories, and with real drivers lending their voices, can also bring some iconic cars to life.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

That’s pure Gilles Villeneuve.
That wheel lock up just transpires Dijon 1979:

That’s the point. You ARE supposed to blow the doors off the competition.

Of course he wouldn’t have noticed if THE TURN SIGNALS BLEW OFF!

Q: When is a door not a door?

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.