DAD????!!!!

The meat was definitely beaten (if linky's busted, see: [4.bp.blogspot.com]%2Bmeat.jpg)

SUPPLIES! DO'H not working. anywho, see: [www.aaanything.net]

I lol'd. If I was a cop, I'd breathalyze anyone caught on the side of the road, watching her. And check their trunks for good measure too (meaning car trunks, you perv!)

And still the king when it comes to introducing you to various loaner/rental cars, while it's taking yet another extended vacation in your nearby dealer's service bay.

So, I realize this is a year late... but - riddle me this, riddler - what choices are there for a discerning jalop with more asses to sit than seats? Audi Q7? With it's 6000lbs, horrible mpg even in diesel, terrible resale value, shoddy reliability, astronomical price tag? Or wedge-like Caddy?

Ah, there's that stereotypical motorcycle asshat I was talking about. The problem is, the idiot pilot of this missile could have killed others, had he collided with a car at that speed.

Because Ferrari

that's just the HP gain of awesomeness of RECARO decals. You need to also factor in at least 500HP/lawn chair. Making this the most bad-ass car any road (or stretch of dry surface) has ever seen

what an idiot. money != sense

Tl;dr. But I consider getting an impossible to find car at invoice a great deal. And I didn't have to work hard for it. Worth the flight 1000 miles away, for sure.

Dafuq did I just read? Some sort of fan fiction? Derp? Both? Halp

damn.. that's one dusty crack pipe.

Group B? Ain't it blood type or something?

This "Land of the free" thing is working out just great, don't it?

Because small penis.

They'd never get anywhere near that speed? Just guessing

Gas makes me uneasy. I never light a match around my own farts, that's how much.

Also, Yaris CONSISTENTLY kicks the crap out of my Skyline GT-R in Forza 4, in that downhill stree... wait. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Also, don't forget mandatory LoJack that will text his mom every time he goes above the speed limit.