Days like these makes you wish you could "donate" some money to certain individuals who specialize in fine Italian cement shoes and putting scum like him to sleep with the fishes.

Nah, this. And then, shove the wide end of it up his ass.... 2x, for good measure

I intentionally cut that part out, but thanks for ruining my dinner :p

Sim simma, who got the keys to my Bimmer

What you did thar, I sees it. Here's your (a$$)hat, bro.

CP all the way from here to Crackpiperpool or Crackpipechester or Crackpipedon.

He should open a driving school for mustang drivers and then.... PROFIT!

Because:Miata... how cliche. *roll eyes*

I know you are, but what am I?

You'll get her another day, Darwin. Chin up!

Is it because your average stang buyer has an iq of potato and driving skills of Stevie Wonder?

Are all 'stang fans a few cyllinders short of an engine block or just you? I'll let you ponder that one, while you smack your lips, count your toes, ask your wifesister... And be back to check your answer say.... in 20 years? Or do you think you'll need more time?

Had one, type-s, electric blue - amazing car and I still sold it at 2k more than what I paid, after driving it for 2 years. Best used car I ever owned

"Drive it till it dies"

I missed the reference. someone clue me in, quick!

14. Spend the rest of my day refunding readers of my wall of text 2 minutes of their life...

I didn't realize Peter Griffin dyed his hair and now was doing LGBT ads... Eat these Hwheat thins, Brian and Stewie!

+1 from me with a tear in my eye. I remember running full circle around the island around 2AM in the morning - windows down, music blasting, it was like being in a video game. This was glorious '99 - back when the twin towers still stood. Oh, and after a victory lap, my prize was a very enthusiastic bee jay performed…

conversely, the chances of impacting a bear, moose, or another large game animal are practically guaranteed. :)

Twisty RT29 up to Frenchtown can be tons of fun without drivers... however, once you get past Lambertville/New Hope and head on out on Rt32 towards Poconos - that's where fun begins. Beautiful road.