Two words: Apex Predator. Should that happen, Snooki would take her place and I'd rather have Hilton on top. hm. ok, that may take a few joints. and a gag. Nah, thinking it over, I think a "Live Doll" would be more entertaining. Anywho. Apex Predator.

I'm Lenin to give this one a NP vote. Your comment, however, is full of win and humorous Engels, comrade! I (L)Mao(d) hard. :)

yes, mine too!

After a high-speed chase, a replacement set of rims priced as much as a pair of cruisers? Sure, why not. Let the taxpayers worry about it.

THAT'S HAWTTTT!

Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o

Ох, хуй!

I'm more shocked to see PECO car out there. F@kers will stop at nothing to collect an overdue electric bill these days, even drive to Russia, if they must.

Condom is literal, a-hole is closer to actual meaning. And greeting "with new happiness" could be in reference to the car - a major case of jelly. Essentially, Russians way of saying "I'm the 99%"

What a Dopp!

here's a thought... How about restricting driving age to at least 18, having a mandatory driving safety training, and mandatory cell phone signal scrambling device installed in the car that would be active when car is moving?

A lot of JD love here today. Can you smell the banhammer in the air? These sort of comments tend to bring them out in flocks.

What the other posters said. Yeah, now that they're alive, we can talk about the practical aspect of the situation and silly notion that fixing the car will make it a-ok.

What if she's twiddling her thumbs in nervous regret? What if she's silently praying? What if she's rolling her boogers?

50K a year millionaire = someone who makes 50K but claims to be a millionaire. Duh.

DAT ASSSSSSS!

You sure there weren't some Jalop haters in the mix too? *waves* sounds like some of the jellybeans here.

Even though fiat has a strangle hold tightly wound in a mortal coil around dodge's carcass, I say this is snake oil, until it actually hatches.

Wait. I just got the joke. Lmaoirl

Teeheeheeehee, it's a chop. Some dude from nagtroc