Always carry a chain for those surly bicyclists!

Was really excited to see this since this is an idea I’ve had on the back-burner for a while. I’ve even gone so far as to buy a domain name, but haven’t done anything with it. Not how I planned to execute it, but still neat. I must say, really disappointed in the engine choice. Not because it’s a bad motor, but…

I have no intent on ever going to the dealer for anything save recalls

Does Michael Alone serve Sad Meals?

Lanesplitter: Where dumbfuck, non-riding editors post non-relevant bullshit, because they don’t know from fuck, since Sean was fired.

Ok, so Lanesplitter is officially dead. I’m sorry, but a page that does nothing but feature old ass motorcycle crashes and shenanigans already exits everywhere else on the internet. I mean, if Gawker is going to put zero effort in, why have Lanesplitter in the first place?!!

Fuck knows the last thing you fuckers seem…

When writers who know fuck-all about motorcycles started writing about motorcycles - hence using “hog” to reference a sportbike.

He’s going to find a hill to wait for his stars to go back down to 0. Wait, am I still on Kotaku?

Why are you writing for Lanesplitter again? Didn’t take long for this site to go to shit again. RIP decent motorcycle articles.

That’s a great idea! A few years ago I downloaded 8-bit Road Rash and it didn’t play on my 64-bit computer! Derp. Think I’ll check ebay for a Genesis player.

“You can’t race if there is no earth to race on.”

I was 17 and found a beautiful, shiny 1987 Dodge Daytona “Pacifica” edition with the 2.2 Turbo at a small used car lot that could have been used in a movie about sketchy car lots. The sales guy had khaki shorts, socks with sandals and the typical golf shirt in “I’m going to screw you” pastel yellow.

heartbroken... And I’ve been thinking I was a badass since ‘85. The reason it stuck with me was that I once was buying parts at Willie’s Cycle Salvage outside of Auburn back in the day. He asked for the model and I told him it was an KZ750H2. He thought I was talking about the 3 cylinder, 2 stroke widowmaker. I showed…