I love when truck bros talk about how the Honda Ridgeline isn’t a real truck when it’s exactly the amount of truck just about 90% of truck owners actually “need.” And in reality the bed is only 3 inches shorter than the 5'7" bed of most crewcab 1500s or the 5'6 bed of crewcab F-150s.

I use to think that, but you can haul plenty in a crew cab with a smaller bed with the tail gate down. More than most people actually will do.

Thank you sir for coming back! You are 90% of why I even still come here, and a reminder of the good old Jalop days. Hope you enjoyed a well deserved vacation

That is so pretty. It’s like an embiggened E30 with an Italian accent. But...

Steve, nice job filling in for Rob while he’s gone. But now I’m wondering if he fell off the Tower of Pisa?

To me, May, Clarkson and Hammond are sort of like the Three Stooges.

James is great. Keep him doing cooking and travel specials. Clarkson, have a nice retirement. 

When you thought you were stealing a Mustang...

Not if you’re going fast enough lol.

The driver, one Wile E. Coyote, when reached for comment, indicated that he throught the sign was fake because he had placed it there himself several weeks ago in attempt to re-route some local birds. “How was I to know my fake sign had become reality?” he lamented. “I’m the real victim here and I will be appending…

My eyesight, my reflexes, they aren’t what they need to be to drive this car, so I decided someone else needs to enjoy it,”

Why on Earth or in space did they use Phillips fasteners? They are designed to cam out over a certain torque, guaranteeing damage when turning with enough downward force to keep the bit in contact with the screw as it's pushed out. So many other, better options. Maybe they have to be a special alloy and those were…

Database Administrator has been fired. Beatings will continue until morale improves

“Permanent residenceless” is too clunky. But, honestly, it’s bullshit. We all know what we -mean- but someone’s gotten us bitching about the right terms making us forget there’s millions of vacant houses nationwide we just need to do something about it.

I mean, we could just house people. It seems like it would be both easier and cheaper at this point.

My 2011 F-150 just turned over 292,000 miles so I think I’d stay on that train.

I’m not mad at them for cutting up a Countach. It’s not my jam personally, but cars are objects, possessions. Their owners can do what they want with them, illegal stuff notwithstanding. Hell, if you can get the thing up to a normal ride height, the only bodywork I have beef with is how obvious they’ve made the rivets…

I don’t hate it either, and supercars are definitely, in my opinion, not off-limits to mods. But this one is honestly kind of underwhelming. Liberty Walks’ bolt-on flairs, slammed suspension, and big wings are getting a little repetitive.

This shitbox certainly will.

“an era when Chrysler had little money and almost as little imagination”