The only antidote to a bad guy with s Sharpie is a good guy with a Sharpie.

I chastise thee for not choosing a side!

But if you start carrying a Sharpie, then I’ll have to start carrying one, then someone else will feel the need to carry one as well but in a different color to stand out from the rest of us, and so on.

This raises so many questions for me.

Bozo? To paraphrase John Mulaney, nobody except the New York Post has used that word in like a thousand years.

It would be interesting to get some insight on exactly the top 10 AOTDs are chosen.

I always wondered how Jeeps reproduced. Now I know that it's by mitosis!

I would rather watch the first season of original Top Gear flipped upside down in a sepia tint, dubbed over in German with Hieroglyphics as subtitles, than ever watch another Top Gear USA episode.

Top Gear Ethiopia - unwatchable. A solid hour of driving around looking for food. No substantive car reviews at all.

"I used to tell everyone that I'd never drive a car. I said, 'Swear to God, man, you'll never see me in no cage. I was born free, not a cager.' But recently I had a change of heart."

Rather, it looks suspiciously like the weave of carbon fiber.

Well, since we've been talking about rings all afternoon here, I'd get her an engagement ring that looks like this:

Should these collectively be known, on Jalopnik, as the Gates of Heaven?

The Mini, used for everything from stealing hearts, to stealing gold:

When it comes to design, I've found that on the Internet, you could post a picture of a square and someone always says "That looks just like a circle!"

I assume with all ring times that every company did every dirty trick possible to get the best time possible. By assuming that, you put them all on even terms. I want companies to be clever and creative and deceptive, it shows that they really care about appealing to enthusiasts. If I want to replicate the time, I'll…