[Borat voice] very nice

i don’t know about you guys but i’m about to “brexit” my way out of work......... and into a few cold beers!!!!!!!!

The one where Kevin Draper was the saddest.

Anyone that has read Barstool or has grazed through the comment section will see that she’s just pandering to the audience. The founder of the company is a Jew and the majority of jokes towards him relate to him being Jewish. If she wasn’t an established reporter, you wouldn’t even be talking about this, it literally…

I bet every time they bring out the contract, Von sneaks around and pokes it out of their hands.

Please do not lump Kimbo Slice with Ali, Bowie and Prince

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.

These female directors seemed to have no issues with her, so...

You spelled June wrong.

Well, at least some Warrior is trying to put up a fight.

What you’re doing, Mike the Bike, is blowing our minds

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

I’m glad Miggy battled through and conquered his own off the field demons from earlier in his career. He is fun to watch, not just because of how great of a hitter he is, but also because of how much fun he has during the game. He’s someone who loves playing the game, and it shows.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

I do! Do you realize that children grow up into adults who can then use their fully-functioning adult brains to realize that a lot of what they did when they were children was really stupid? I mean, a lot of kids eat paste, too, but if Mauer up there were defending his love of horking down as much paste as possible,…

If you’re going to pirate sports, don’t lie to yourself about it. The reason you are pirating is not “all the blackout rules and other garbage.” It’s because you are either broke or cheap. And that’s fine. Embrace it. But don’t give some shit about sticking it to the man because the Browns-Rams game is blacked out in…

“We’re home.”