Yeah, seriously. The fact that that whole reprehensible denial-and-obsfucation factory got off with a couple years of post-season exclusion and a brief vacation of Paterno’s all-important wins instead of total deconstruction is unbelievable. My hope is that the NCAA will revisit it. Because while there’s not much more…

I just don’t have any more words about the level of sadness, but mostly anger, this whole story makes me feel.

Joe may be gone but his legacy lives on.

Where is he buried? I have to take a piss.

I thought Alissa Walker was the worst editor over at Gawker for her endlessly annoying utopian autonomous car puff pieces, but I now pass that honor to you and whatever the fuck you call this sensationalist bullshit. Can’t wait for “the big one” to bring Darwinism back to the west coast and finally put an end to you…

I thought Tunsil handled himself very well in the interviews he did after the draft. He didn’t lie or try to deny anything. He didn’t get angry or try to blame someone else. He didn’t even seem bitter or upset that he probably lost several million dollars. He admitted it was him, said it was mistake, said he was happy…

No no no - Rocket survived. It was Benny who died.

That team is so miserable.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

To paraphrase the Holocaust “survivor” Eli Weisel, author of the iconic memoir “Night,” in his response to a woman who expressed her guilt at feeling sad and depressed over trivial things, as her suffering could never match Weisel’s, he essentially told her this...”we all have our own pain, which fills us to the brim.…

I hope Nick Mangolden Retriever is ok.

Counterpoint: Hinke always thinks he is the smartest person in the room and makes sure everyone knows it.

I’ve sent 3am drunk texts to ex-girlfriends that are less awkward and embarrassing than this.

I can’t tell if this is a compliment or weapons-grade shade.

Alex Ovfetchkin

Bark Messier

Go Kristaps. GO. Please! Don’tcha see that I don’t want you anymore! Just, go on! *sobs*

In this analogy, it’s Jackson who’s Kobe, not Carmelo.

Didn’t Jackson once say that he didn’t want to coach a superstar (like Kobe) into their twilight years, because that player wouldn’t know how to regress gracefully? Yet, here he is, doing the coaching equivalent to that.