Yeah, and I never understood other guys complaining about blue balls. If it’s getting that bad, isn’t that what your hand is for?

Let’s not talk about burning stuff in Canada right now, kay?

I’m thinking the whole thing went down more like this:

Predictable wannabe “edgy” indie music duo is predictable.

I present for the court, Pentatonix’s Love Again

I like a handful of songs by Nickelback and Coldplay. There. I said it.

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The CDC isn’t exactly an impartial observer. It surely would be nice to see someone study these stats who didn’t have a stake in validating one approach or another.

Reason #24467 why vegans are a special kind of retard.

I mean that’s pedantic but ok.

Yeah.. uhmm.. I’m going to go ahead and say that’s some level of fucked up law shit right there. Sorry for your loss, every female Okie ever.

I’m so tired of this “everyone’s entitled to an opinion” nonsense. You’re not entitled to an opinion that’s hateful, dangerous, or just fucking stupid.

Is that Miss P. (the Beagle) in those photos?

Hahahaha ok I’m not even kidding, I actually do need driving lessons and signed up for drivers Ed last week.

But thanks mister man for breaking it down further for me!

I never really understood how clickers work...hmmm might need to look into it, as I’m trying to teach my pup some new tricks

As a female dog owner I gotta say I get tired of the unsolicited dog advise from men.

I know they had H. R. Pufnstuf guest star

But the Millan fans I know seem to ignore that part- I think because it’s inconvenient to be out tossing your dog a ball or getting them to the dog park.

Actually, it’s his literal number one piece of advice on walking a dog: