My local Alfa dealer is also my local shady Fiat dealer.

“It’s about teh sherrif and the people, chasing the ghost. That’s it... The lead role isn’t Spawffn, the lead role is a cop, like Sherriff Brody from Jaws.”

You.. can’t be 100% passive and feel like you are being exploited.... that isn’t how it works. Get up and leave, don’t write a blog about how you were laying there and after watching people have sex you felt like you had to join in.

That is literally not how it works, you don’t get to play that role and then feel like…

I’m clearly an awful person because I can’t understand how one can be coerced into joining an orgy, or have a feeling that you HAVE to join.

Oh stop it. I’m a DC native, mumbo sauce sucks, and I’ve had wings in every nook and crany of the city, and Popeye’s is still my favorite.

So, let me see if I understand the source of your venom. Rich people have money. Some enterprising people realized that Barnum was right and that there really is a sucker born every minute so they decided to sell rain water to the aforementioned rich people thus making money for themselves and the people they employ…

Or keep it because one day you will regret it if you get rid of it.

Do you blame them? They would have lost at least an hour’s worth of time had they stopped to help, wait for police, offer the dash cam, etc. Meanwhile their little kids are bored/tired/antsy and making an already tedious situation worse. Besides, then they’re just one more stopped car confusing everyone else trying…

“boys don’t wear princess dresses.”

Meh...

I know this is a SUPER hot take that I’ll probably get criticized for, but to me it looks like how Leia would have aged if she had lived Leia’s life rather than Carrie Fisher’s.

I just want this!

What?

Ugh wherever you live where you need to take a canyon road or a highway just to get to the goldarn store I want no part of.

You might be able to get a snackables lunch into that thing, but grocery-getting is probably not going to happen.

I disliked this film when I saw it on Saturday. Now, with some time to reflect, I’m really hating it. Who was Snoke? Fuck you, it doesn’t matter. Who’re Rey’s parents? Screw off, it’s irrelevant. Here’s some wacky hijinks at an interstellar casino, suck it up and enjoy that, you dipshit Star Wars fan.

Why the fuck did she let half the goddamned Resistence members get blown up before thinking, “Maybe I can destroy this entire fleet via lightspeed-Kamikaze?”

“I’m taking time off to work on personal problems” would have been sufficient.

Try not to run anyone over on the way