did you just have a stroke at the end there?

Im old so i remember each one of these games. I love KaBoom.

My understanding is that Tinder is purely for getting fucked. It seems to be doing what it says on the tin.

The stupid Xfinity Data cap ruins each month for me. I gotta constantly be watching that I don’t go over the limit.

i love how he was bragging about sexually assaulting people, but you spin it into joking. that orange fuckwit could shit in your mouth and you’d grin, chew and swallow it. what a pathetic moron.

Distinctive notch for sensors on the $250 Moto 360, “HAHA Design fail!!! Stupid looking flat tire!!!!”

Was the guy he was shooting at moving? If he wasn’t moving then I’m not terribly impressed, if the guy is just sitting there then you just watch where your shot goes and compensate from there. Too high? Drop it a bit, too low? Aim a little higher next shot. Trial and error. Eventually you’re gonna hit him. I’ve done…

People also need to stop being such assholes to kids in public spaces. Get over it.

This is easily the dumbest or the most troll comment I’ve seen on the internet today. And I have done a lot of internetting today.

I was actually a big fan of Unfinished Swan. Granted, the controls were unwieldly at times, but it had a fascinating premise and a solid message about creating things for your own sake rather than merely cultivating a legacy.

Yeah, same here. I especially don’t get how people play on the toilet? Like really? You take such long shits that you actually have time to game while shitting? Might want to get that constipation checked out. My man cave is my gaming area, even for handhelds, the only other place I’ve played games is I’ve brought my…

Is that... lego Richard Branson?

It’s lame that people like you try to trivialize this with the “argument” that it is “just a phone.”

If we don’t like how they’re doing business, we should all cancel our cell plans. That is the only way we ever change anything. Making these grand standing posts online and having a digital bitch fest doesn’t do anything.

15 to 20GB per month is limited?

Yes.

Having a fifty dollar bill taped to it.

Having a fifty dollar bill taped to it.

Crack Pipe, oh wait this isn’t Jalopnik...

That game was so far ahead of its time it isn’t even funny. Like, it gets me angry that we are still dealing with combo spam beat em ups when buffy already showed how next gen brawlers should work.

The WRX came to North America in 2002. Before that we had the Impreza 2.5 RS.