Edgy? Not really. You can eat a fucking dick anyway, I guess.

I’m not sure I understand this article.

Why isn’t your face in Gizmodo?

It’s the kind of math you do when you want to further a narrative, my friend.

You never hear of Carlos being put on administrative leave because Carlos isn’t in a union.

That’s because McDonald’s workers don’t have unions and collective bargaining agreements.

But I can somewhat excuse him

This guy shades.

The fit and finish is not perefect and the buttons are garbage. But the plastic durability is often better because they dont care about recycling.

What’s baffling is if they have nothing ready to show, why on earth would they agree to release a trailer?

This is all well and good but I need to know, has anyone seen any sailors?

I’m trying to find where the “ass” is in that trailer. This is what our expectations have become?

:-D

“I think it’s a Blazer?”

This is why we all need some kind of way to type out messages to other drivers with big holograms above our cars.

what’s happening, here ? Looks like a guy with a man bun and a terrible posture. So terrible that the feet aim at the opposite of the torso ... do I need more or less coffee ?  

Almost every single Tesla that I’ve seen also has an incredibly snobby custom plate with something like “ZEROGAS” written on it, just to remind everyone of how much better they are. Teslas are basically the new Prius for upper middle class smug assholes.

Worse writers have crashed more expensive cars. I am sure it happens more than we get to read about.

My favorite part is the still-attached door is right-side up.