Edgy? Not really. You can eat a fucking dick anyway, I guess.

I’m not sure I understand this article.

Why isn’t your face in Gizmodo?

In California we have to pay for disposable grocery bags at the store, so everyone uses re-usable bags.
*stands aside to watch the inevitable onslaught of “OMG! Crazy Liberal California!” comments.

It’s the kind of math you do when you want to further a narrative, my friend.

You never hear of Carlos being put on administrative leave because Carlos isn’t in a union.

That’s because McDonald’s workers don’t have unions and collective bargaining agreements.

But I can somewhat excuse him

This guy shades.

A game developed in Sweden?

But again, lest Americans get too high on their horses about this, the US military-industrial complex, its marketing partners and Hollywood filmmakers have basically been doing higher-budget versions of the same thing for decades. One of the more obvious examples is the NFL, where flashy flyovers with high-tech…

The fit and finish is not perefect and the buttons are garbage. But the plastic durability is often better because they dont care about recycling.

Please, dude. You’re a journalist. You write for a living. I’m sure you have deadlines, but just take a moment before you post.

Pffft. I had a Galaxy Note 8 back in 2013.

What’s baffling is if they have nothing ready to show, why on earth would they agree to release a trailer?

This is all well and good but I need to know, has anyone seen any sailors?

I’m trying to find where the “ass” is in that trailer. This is what our expectations have become?

Just wait ‘til Trump responds with his own volley of fire and fury propaganda video he made on his phone while sitting on his toilet.

I’d rather they release a little bad CGI than actually firing a missile towards Guam. If this can salve Little Leader’s pride, all for the better. Now if we can only keep the Glorious Cheeto’s mouth shut.

This is why we all need some kind of way to type out messages to other drivers with big holograms above our cars.