Oh my god! We’ve all killed a baby!

it’s like how Louis C. K. kept trying to warn us he was a sex creep, and somehow people were shocked when he turned out to be a sex creep 

“The slaves actually liked having their teeth pulled! It was a great honor to them to have their teeth in the President’s mouth! This was one of the many wonderful things about slavery and why it should still exist.” - Florida high school history textbook, 2024

Yeah to me bitch is pretty much the female form of asshole. Women have tried to ‘own’ it in recent years, claiming it’s a gendered insult that has no male equivalent, but that’s incorrect. Being ‘a bitch’, ‘that bitch’, ‘boss bitch’ or ‘the bitch’ all have bad implications.

Agreed. The strip club thing fits with the body/sex positivity stuff (though uncomfortably pressuring her employees is messed up). Also very weird that that existed with the religious dance captain. But I think what would bring her down, which Snooder87 may have been trying to get at, is the same thing that brought…

(spits out Washington’s wooden dentures)

I think the dancers felt that they would be a step behind if they didn’t go to the strip club. Simply inviting your employees to a strip club outing is absolutely not cool, if my boss did that I’d be hunting for a new job quickly.  It’s especially bad when you’re overseas working for a very famous person in a highly…

Yeah, calling yourself ‘that bitch’ is the more attention seeking form of admitting you might be ‘a bitch’.

All of the people you mentioned could have been decent people at one point, but I fully believe power corrupts. Once you’re the most powerful person in the room and everyone is agreeing with/laughing at everything you say, you need to find another room.

She called Chris Brown her “favorite person in the whole fucking world.”

There’s a point, it’s not like she tried to hide it, it’s just that everyone looked at it and said ‘You know, being that bitch is a good thing, actually!’

Why is anyone surprised? The DNA test already told us she was 100% that bitch.

My bud Nic Cage stole the original Thomas Jefferson written Declaration of Independence, and had a bad career for over a decade after that. Lizzo played James Madison’s flute, and now she is facing trouble.

Why not? Assholes come in every gender, skin tone, ethnicity, and body type.

James Acaster, Cold Lasagne, Hate Myself, 1999. That's all. 

this list is trash

Anthony Jeselnik should be on there. Fire in the Maternity Ward is just amazingly funny.

Of all time? Sheesh.

This list is fascinating. No Louis CK? Chapelle’s “Sticks and Stones” doesn’t make the list? No Bill Burr? Bill Hicks doesn’t hit the stratospheric heights of Paula Poundstone or Hannah Gadsby? Jesus, Jim Jefferies gun control bit, in spite of being the most widely shared, memed piece of comedy from anyone who isn’t…

I was fortunate enough to see Steve Martin’s first tour after he blew up on SNL.  It was transplendent.