Succession In Nazareth
An Apostle: “How many times should we forgive our transgressors, O Lord?”
Another Apostle: “Teach how to pray, Lord!”
Jesus: “Oh fucketh off!”

Why not? The Notorious S.O.N.?

Christ, you know it ain’t easy...

2 Broke Girls, A Savior and a Falafel Wagon

Euphoria, Ecclesiastic-ah!

From you alright?! I learned it by watching you!

Is that sanctimony I smell?

No, no, no, screaming yourself hoarse at LGBT+ folks is a gesture of love. How else are they going to learn they’re sinful degenerates whose very existence is an offense to God?

There’s a reason “Jesus Christ Superstar” is told mostly from the perspective of Judas.

Yeah, it’s annoying obviously compared to the previous sweet deal, but it makes sense. I’m sure Netflix is basically at saturation point where most people have access (or did, before all this). How do you increase subscriptions other than cutting off the fact that one account can host like 5 households? It’s worth the…

Hey, why walk on water when you can motorboat instead.

Meh. It’s a decent show but season 3 really jumped the shark when they added a new disciple, Jesus’ cousin Oliver.

There was a 1985 movie, King David, with Richard Gere in the lead. Which I guess means it’s reboot time. 

Given how central that tenet is to his teachings, it’s almost kind of amazing how thoroughly most modern evangelicals have renounced it, in actions if not in words (though I’ve seen plenty renounce it in words as well).

The musical “Children of Eden” has a fun/interesting take on Genesis. The first act is the Garden of Eden and the second act is Noah’s Ark. But it’s not a bunch of proselytizing dross like Kirk Cameron produces, it really does treat it like a story and it’s quite affecting (IMO).

How dare you make me pay for your for-pay service?!

Honestly, I haven’t seen any advertisements at all. Its like Prime was ashamed of it.

For one of those $200M projects, this has got to be the first thing I’d read as online chatter about this show. Otherwise it’s just my dad, who emailed me unprompted to tell me it sucks.