Flying past people on a broomstick and casting a spell on them to turn their head into, like, a pizza or something has also been known to work.

It’s possible that 40+ is not the target demographic, something I’ve had to come to terms with on a lot of things.

I assume they are just going to be gone one morning leaving Tanya with the bill for the villa.

So bummed Val is in such bad shape and couldn’t really be a “robust” MM in this. 

Really, at no point did I get the sense Harper was attracted to Cameron - she’s clearly doing this purely to punish Ethan and also, maybe mostly, herself. It’s full on drunken self-loathing trashing about self-destruction.

Of course there relationship was severly broken before the trip. The real problem is that Ethan…

Coming this Christmas:
The Feet of Zorro
“Who knew Zorro was so comfortable with the n-word?”

“It was like Murder On The Orient Express. Everyone was the murderer.”

Really, in terms of generational trauma, he slapped all of us. He slapped mankind.

The most confusing/fascinating thing this season, to me: Portia’s clothing/style. I honestly don’t know what she’s going for. This ep’s look appeared to be... Sporty Spice? And earlier in the ep it was like 80s secretary on her way to work in comfortable white shoes? But it’s completely different every episode, and…

Yes — especially with Harper’s whole “it’s exactly what I thought all along” rants. It seems that’s the theme. These people want to be able to change, want to be able to be different, want to be complex. They can’t and they’re not. Everyone is exactly who they seem to be, grifter, sleaze, toxic nice guy, etc. Even…

Remember when Michael Showalter specialized in parodies of junk like this?

On Reddit someone translated what they were saying when he grabbed her arm. Is just seems to be a boyfriend or someone she’s dated. I think she was using that accidental exchange to further push her “woe is me” agenda with Albie.

An entitled, semi-oblivious person of great wealth and privilege? 

Wasn’t “mimetic desire” the exact same situation between the daughter and her friend in season 1?

I’m calling it out as kind of annoying?

I’m shocked the review didn’t mention Valentina’s grossly inappropriate behavior, too. Isabella is physically uncomfortable in her presence, and her motivation for Rocco’s reassignment (and replacement) was apparent to everyone involved. Given last week’s review’s obvious sympathy for Valentina, it’s interesting (and…

Quentin and his entire posey are absolutely scamming Tanya...right?

How tedious

My guess is that Valentina is either going to be turned down flat by Isabella or she is going to see Isabella on a date with Rocco. And then she is going to take Mia up on her offer from this episode and feel ashamed by it, hence why she’s already in a bad mood as she arrives on the crime scene in the first moments of…

The other thing I’d note (for a second week) since I don’t see it in the review - Valentina is pretty clearly the one making Isabella uncomfortable. Isabella definitely looks unhappy at Rocco being assigned somewhere else. Agreed, hope Valentina gets a happy moment for herself. She seems to be the most genuine out…