and here thought it was good to have Albie’s qualities. Oh right — wokeness is bad.

Plus all that exposure to sun, wind and salt water.  Not to mention the fact that back then everyone smoked, even if he didn’t.  A 70 year old Indiana Jones would probably count himself lucky to look like 80 year old Harrison Ford.

I don’t know what river pho is, but if you’re implying these decisions would have been better made over a nice warm bowl of pho, I can’t disagree. 

Raiders was set in 1936, so he will age 41 years between 1936 and 1969 instead of 33.  Not quite as bad?

He had the wrong Grail all this time?

DeNiro looked so bizarre in The Irishman with this done. Looked younger but still moved like a geezer.

I genuinely don’t get any list that doesn’t have Tanya at or near the top. Big fan of Jennifer Coolidge but Tanya is just painful to watch this season.

Unless they’ve deepfaked his face onto a younger stuntman and run his voice through a processor, he’s going to move and sound like an 80 year old Harrison Ford. It’s the same problem that The Irishman had with its software de-aging - there’s no way yet to make an old person move like a young person.

Spielberg directed two not-great Indy movies.  He’s not exactly four for four.

Do we trust Quentin? He seems to have gravitated to Tanya rather deliberately. I can imagine he traveled to such opulent settings to grift.

They’ve got the young Mark Hamill deepfake and the young Harrison Ford deepfake. We are one disgruntled Disney employee away from seeing Luke/Han slash fanfic played out in front of us on Youtube. God bless technology.

Maybe this movie’ll just be a vision Indy had when he got dosed at Woodstock.

I forgot to shout out Bert’s cogent assessment last episode about the ways in which the old are no longer respected but instead reviled as ugly reminders of less enlightened pasts. (Admittedly, Bert is clearly cut from the sexual harassments cloth, but he’s also astute.) I think Bert’s lament that he may never again…

Valentina has already violated HR guidelines. Like Armond, she’s a sympathetic character, but also a bit of a predator.

I mean, Ethan did kiss Mia, albeit briefly. Yes, he turned down her advances, but it’s still sketchy enough behavior for him to rather not tell her about it. Plus, how does he explain the condom wrapper being in their suite, and not Cameron’s? That would just beg the question where Ethan was. 

and she shared that with Ethan, there was no bro-betrayal him telling her what happened.

Ethan just bothers me. He is cold and strange to his wife and had no good reason to turn her down and not acknowledge she is trying hard to please him. He is a cold and stunted little man boy that thinks a plain baseball cap is dress clothes. Nice guy, not. 

Also with Harper knowing Cameron cheats, and she shared that with Ethan, there was no bro-betrayal him telling her what happened.

Hot-damn, that was so good. Comic and sad in the same breath. 

I wanna hang out with Bert. Delighted his grandson is involved with the girls his son slept with and he saw naked. “Like father like father, like son.” F. Murray Abraham—good choice for charming, mischievous libidinous old man.