If you filled the astrodome with donkey balls, and then hired the combined cast of Back Door Vixens 1-14 to work if shifts. After 2 months they still will have not sucked as much donkey balls as this sucks donkey balls.

Holy Shit!

you're boring

if you insist on being a moron, the least you could do is be interesting.

What's wrong with you?

As a Clevelander, I can speak on behalf of a lot of us who think LeBatard's billboard is funny and him getting suspended for it is a traveshamockery. And his radio show is excellent. Far better than any sports talk we have around here.

Nope

Actually, Cleveland is a really nice place to live.

She should count her blessings that this didn't happen in Philly. She probably should have been tased. Now all of the other little kids watching are going to think it's OK and start running onto the field all willy nilly and such.

Men aren't babies. Men are lazy.

I've got nothing against crossfit. I have a good friend doing it who is super happy and loving it and getting good results. But why do you think people need crossfit in order to do squats, deadlifts, pushes, presses, etc with good form? Were people incapable of that before crossfit was around?

Oh, and also, I didn't "let" my wife do a damn thing. That's such an asshole thing to say.

My wife kept her last name and it never really occurred to me to care much one way or the other. Like you, the main reason was probably laziness and an aversion to paperwork, but I suspect some of it was her just liking her name more than mine. Which is ridiculous because my name is WAY cooler.

As long as he's not off the Valtrex everything should be fine.

Somehow we need to get this juxtaposed with a picture of Trout with a gift basket. Get to work Internet.

What a fucking dick.

Goddamnit :/

Leverage for what? What is LeBron leveraging? Does he need some kind of leverage to be offered a max contract?

Yes it is. It is a Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius!

How is he going to throw Sammy Sosa? That guy is really big. I'd think he'd be really hard to throw. Besides, with Shak's bad back he shouldn't be throwing anybody.