Just not your neighborhood?

Me too. I went through all the normal emotional cycles reading it. First I bawled my eyes out. Then I puked all over the place. Then I peed myself. Then I started shaking really bad. Then screaming in rage. Now I’m just laying here in a pool of mess because I’m clearly so emotionally jacked up that I can’t even read…

The common denominator there is clearly you. Try to be better at life and if that doesn’t work you can order cyanide online.