Mine’s the best because I know where all the stuff lives and it’s a block away from my house so when I run out of chocolate chips mid-bake, I send the spouse out and have the chocolate I need before the oven even preheats.

MY LAST REFUGE???

I mean, if you say it’s worth it...

Equally devastating!!

You ANGEL

I canNOT get popovers to pop. I’ve tried muffin tins, popover pans, melting the butter, mixing flours, NOT mixing flours...they just don’t do what I need them to do and it makes me so so sad. I love popovers. I just want to eat them fresh from my own oven.

To REALLY avoid topics, also try preparing a cornbread stuffing for your New England family! Guaranteed to stop them in their tracks.

Do not do not do not attempt to play Super Monkey Ball while hopped up on hydrocodone following the removal of your wisdom teeth.

Listen, maybe climate change will speed up and his whole endealment will just be swallowed by the ocean. What a silver lining!

Home Vision Video. Couldn’t watch or listen to the commercial, couldn’t go into one of the stores. Looks like I won THAT battle, though, because they got bought out in the late 90s.

My hometown is the actual physical location of the house used in the exterior shots, so Dark Shadows was always a conversational topic for me growing up, despite that time period being after it fell out of syndication and before broadband existed.

The slow picking-off of G/O sites is heartbreaking. Where am I going to go after this?

YES

But it was spoooooky GOOD though

I looooove the Franny one and I absoLUTEly believe it. At least, I Fox Mulder believe it.

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

THANK you

I can’t help it, I LOVE her

Listen: WE KNOW. We are fucking doing our best okay but I still have to work 40 hours/week and I cannot spend every moment at home crafting the finest of home baked lightly-cheesy whole grain snacks, which are not so big that they will choke on them and not so small that their clumsy fingers can’t grasp them. Also the…

HOly shit, this writing is bonkers. Can anyone who actually watched it tell me if the subjunctive was used correctly in the line preceding

Sure, barring multiple concussions!