If the meat-substitute burger is a sufficient replacement for the experience of eating a meat burger, have you really given anything up for Lent?

Haha everyone knows that people on the Link diet regularly cheat with apples and fairies  AS IF we believe you’re really just doing the Potions thing still

Yeah, I hate this deeply. Sorry to dunk on your style choice, unnamed Jezebel staffer!

The only Kids in Peril plots I enjoy these days are in Stranger Things.

There will never not be latchkey kids. I’m pretty sure it’s the third-oldest profession, actually.

This is a TERRIBLE idea. Not just because the internet exists but because parenting trends and attitudes have shifted. There were still enough latchkey kids when Home Alone first came out that you could suspend disbelief about the unattended eight year old being a matter for social services, but there’s no modern…

I started searching the phrase “packable wide brim straw hat” and found it very helpful in sorting the “sun-conscious Asian tourist” models out of my results. Though I guess Lori didn’t do the same.  Anyway, I ordered this the other day when there was a really good sale code and I was feeling irresponsible:

I genuinely cannot WAIT to watch this with my kiddos; the first one was a hit with the whole family.

Marriage is boring, I guess.

Nobody, because a conviction and jail time will follow them for the rest of their lives and make it next to impossible to find employment, on which compensation hinges the rest of Maslow’s hierarchy.  Good luck, ladies! Maybe try Dave’s Killer Bread?

Is this a cry for help or should we just start sending payments to your service providers so you can LIVE YOUR LIFE

This Worcestershire dressing is a welcome change from the lime and vinegar heavy dressings in other BLT-salad recipes on the internet. I look forward to adopting it!

It’s a hand-pie.

One hopes they got Brian and Wendy Froud back to help.

I came here to say the same. Caillou is LITERALLY a changeling, possibly an anti-christ of some kind. Kid never    Stops    Whining.

Sweet jeepers, Ruby Rose! I hope Batwoman runs long enough to go into syndication and then runs forevermore.

This is delicious.

I wouldn’t be reading Deadspin at all if it wasn’t for you, sir. Thank you for sharing this with us—I cried a little, laughed, laughed again, and then cried some more and I know that what I felt is a grain of sand compared to everything you and your family have experienced in the last six months!

My five and seven year old kiddos are going to go bananas for this. Pokemon is currently one of the few things they agree on, so it’s a win for me, too!

The standard chocolate cake recipe on their cocoa powder boxes is CHEF KISS the best chocolate cake I have ever made.