SIRENS FOREVER

Oh shit IS THIS WHERE SHE FALTERS???

addendum: DON’T FUCKING HOVER.

OH MY GOD YES mister puss bucket luxuriates in his workday poo-times, because it gets him out of his cubicle for legitimate business.

That is definitely the cruelest bracket.

Do you have kids? He’s hiding.

BABA YAGA OR EVERYONE GO HOME

They are so weirdly expensive for what they are!

Yeah, I’m gonna need that houndstooth shirtdress also.

I think you’ve just blown my mind.

Oh, no, the “Chasing Amy” route is NOT the way to conquer this.

Seconding: Move out. MOVE OUT. MOVE OUT FOR THE LOVE OF PETE.

I am for these five seconds wishing that I were still in college completing my BA in Classics, so we could horrify our old professors with YouTube clips of this.

COSIGNED

Thanks! Yours is also great.

THESE SCENES WERE SO GOOD.

HA just you wait for the kids named “Eabekow,” which will eventually come to be spelled “Yabakoe” when people forget what it was supposed to be in the first place.

It really is the shittiest cover design.

Oh, like Dan Brown?

Lucky!