It really is so good.

Did you also tear up when Bash brushed the glitter onto his eyelids? I mean, I didn’t, nope, not me, definitely not.

I, too, had forgotten that, in the moment. Poor, sweet baby angel.

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But—but, Misfit, how else is the audience to know that even though she is a powerful, intelligent woman who can handle her own shit, she is also Fuckable, and therefore, not as threatening to the manhood of the viewership?

Shit yes. Get that second bedroom and REVEL in it! It’s your own space! Buy the special expensive kind of tissues you like (that are way too expensive to put in every room in the house—I’m looking at you, Puffs Plus) and keep the temperature/blanket situation exactly how you like it. Spread eagle! Read! OMG the nights…

*chef kisses* Magnifique!

That’s what I love about her. She was self-branding before that was even a glimmer in anyone’s brain.

She bought billboards of herself! She is fascinating.

I think it’s pretty clear that her “true identity” is Angelyne. It’s not like she’s Batman living a double life. She is Angelyne and Angelyne is her. What purpose does this kind of digging serve?

I’ll be honest: I actually really enjoyed it while I was watching it (which was...many years ago). But it is fullllll of bad tropes.

You are 100% correct!

Ok! I mean, I hate South Park and The Simpsons. We are all a little weird.

My Very Smart Coworker (capital letters for actually serious emphasis) loooooooves a good dumb sitcom. Stuff like Parks & Recreations is too weird for her, too non-formulaic. Her fave comedy is The Big Bang Theory.

He was likable in Hitch! A movie in which Will Smith’s character has a “hilariously” severe shellfish reaction and “humorously” tries to hide his awful swelling (?????) from his date, the criminally under-utilized Eva Mendes. “Laugh” as Will Smith teaches Kevin James how not to be such a lame white dude while he…

Haha I missed that nuance!

Exit, pursued by a juice cleanse.

A+ choice of gif. A+ source film.

You know, they are just really committed to their hobbies, okay?

Over $125???? Nightmare people, calm thy tits. Read thy original contract. Get thee to a nap.