CHEESE AND FUCKING RICE COMEY YOU LOWKEY C U NEXT TUESDAY

I got an angry post-election haircut on the 9th, and I call it my “I dgaf about ur boner” haircut. So. Solidarity. Half the reason I got out of bed when my alarm went off instead of lazing in snoozeland for twenty minutes was that I was too queasy about the climate change orders to relax. Cheese and fucking rice this…

I CAN’T DO IT. I CAN’T VOTE.

I wonder a lot while I watch the West Wing if Sam Seaborn wasn’t the Sorkin-insertion character. Good intentions! Smart guy! Women love him so it’s okay when he says gross things to them! Super smart and liberal! Did I mention, good intentions? Whatever, women love him.

We have two cats: tiny mom cat and enormous son cat (he’s almost twice her size, so who even knows how that happened). Tiny mom cat was always super standoffish UNTIL I was pregnant with my youngest and then she wanted to snuggle up to me on the couch every night. Solidarity, I guess?

Or peacefully wave guns and shout peaceful slurs at black children playing in a backyard birthday party.

I’ve been rewatching it and the stuff Sam Seaborn pulls on a regular basis is just...paternalist at best? Gross/misogynist at worst? It’s a great show and I still love it a lot, but the older I get, the more the seams show.

You do you, Mr. Val Kilmer. Live your joy.

SMART

When I had my first, the sleep deprivation was a nightmare, but I was DEAD SET that I wasn’t going to smother my baby by co-sleeping and you better believe my husband was waking me up when I dozed off in the armchair during midnight feedings...but I only had one baby, and eventually she started sleeping, and I got…

They...cut...the CRUSTS OFF?? Holy cow, Trail Blazers. Maybe recruit older than preschool, for a change.

Oh, just ask L. Ron.

On a lighter note, what mad genius is in charge of styling these children?

A+ use of gif.

Is “Freedom Hall” an old Wal-Mart building, left empty when they built the Super Wal-Mart across town? Because it looks like an old Wal-Mart building.

Is he...low-key alcoholic, or just...really boring?

Clearly I needed to have inserted more obvious jokes in my joke comment.

Honestly, I’m just making an assumption based on a) the above three pictures, and b) my mental leap to “well, of course, because he must be ON DISPLAY for the people at all times.”

That’s fair.

This just emphasizes to me what bummer it must be to be a royal baby and have to be carried forward facing at all times, rather than in snuggle-position.