Thank God you woke up this morning and rushed to Jezebel so you could deliver this hot take. You sound like a very rational and well adjusted individual and I for one hope you can give us more of this level of fine insight. Thank you. Thank you. I am literally standing and clapping in front of my monitor. People in my…

I hope this true but I won’t be surprised if he’s back to moderating a subreddit in a few years

Whatever Hodor is lacking in eloquence and intelligence, he makes up for by staying on message.

Angels for Satan

Charles (should not be) In Charge (of his social media accounts).

I'm surprised that Cuba Gooding got a nomination. I thought his performance in The People v. OJ was easily the weakest one. He's certainly no competition for Courtney B. Vance who was outstanding. I was also surprised Michael McKean didn't get a nod for Better Call Saul. His character is so delightfully vindictive and…

What’s a Zimmerman dress?

How big was the rental lot that you need to use the cruise control on it?

every single time Ghostbusters is brought up overy there.

Maybe the Starks think always running in a straight line is more honorable.

BECAUSE HARASSING CHILDREN WHO ARE SMARTER THAN YOU IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

I call it FriendFry.

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

yeah, “you’re a fake because I wasn’t very curious or bright when I was 12 years old” is an interesting defense that seems to be proving his point

It’s a fat middle finger aimed at all the “Libtards.”

Uh, to stop the government. Now, don’t you feel silly?

Huh, I was hoping it was Jenny Sanford, living off alimony and making cows heads as a comment about “cuckolding” and “hiking trips.” But, of course, Mark Sanford was the one who was unfaithful, and they divorced subsequently. Still, vengeful paper mache (or dioramas, pick your poison) is better than becoming a handbag…

We have a duty to vote for Hillary (if indeed she gets the nomination) because we don’t want Greg Stillson to be president. The only difference between the antagonist in The Dead Zone and Donald Trump is that Trump could hold a kid in front of him as a shield, and his supporters would love him even more.

“Rape on campuses isn’t always because people are rapists.”