That is freaking brilliant.

I mean, even taking away the discrimination piece (not that you really can but..) but people don’t name THEMSELVES. So you’re not hiring them because you’re not a fan of their parents’ decisions. That’s just weird as Hell.

Does this picture of my goats help?

Ugh worst ever. Here for you!

As a proud owner of 2 tarantulas, I love this.

Ugh, me too.

Honestly, if I get really annoyed I tell them the truth. Nothing makes them feel more awkward and shut up faster. And maybe next time they’ll think before they ask.

I feel this. My husband and I have been trying for a couple of years, and the only “success” we have had have culminated in 2 miscarriages. So when people ask me when I’m having kids I just don’t know what to say.

Not yet, but I am actively working on it! Honestly, there are so many characters with so many character archs, many of which contradict, I would have to put Google Google to know all of it.

This is adorable. I had a crush on Storm. I couldn’t decide if I wanted to be her or marry her more, but I had Storm posters everywhere.

It’s not as good a power as, like, flying but at least I’m not Aquaman...😀

Any time you are not sure but think you may be looking for superhero facts, I’m your girl! Especially Marvel or Green Arrow.

Are you looking for a real answer? Because technically he was born with the mutagen for healing and bone claws, but the adamantium grafts were due to experimentation. You probably werent looking for a real answer but as a comic book nerd I felt obligated to give it.

Put women in them? That’s what I do with my binders...

Also Davis was denying her deputy clerks their right to issue licenses. This woman did not try to stop anyone else from serving alcohol.

So...I mean...is she Rosa Parks or Anne Frank? Because now I’m just confused.

Oooh new favorite is Valerie Bertinelli’s kale and quinoa salad. Kale, softened for 1 minute in hot water and patted dry, cooked quinoa, pine nuts, goat cheese, tomatoes, and a simple red wine vinegrette.

Honestly, we did that a lot when I worked at Starbucks. It was passive aggressive and did not really hurt anyone, but it was like little shot of vengeance into a soul sucking day. It got you by, you know?

That story right there may be enough to justify the whole wicked step mother trope. Not that your step mother is wicked, per say...but that could inspire a Disney villain.

Maybe, just maybe, the best part of the story was that she did it to herself. Or, you know, you could purposely look for something the server did wrong. That works.