Young Mike (with a younger actor and narration by Jonathan Banks)

I’ve alway felt that Didion was an annoyingly self-conscious writer, like she was patting herself on the back after a particularly downbeat passage. I’ve never understood all the commotion about her.

“The ironing is delicious.”

And so starchy. 

Don’t forget the human Team Cockroach. From Eleanor selflessly giving up Chidi to Jason learning restraint to Tahani learning to accept being a less important member to Chidi doing (not sure what goes here yet), the original humans have shown that they can grow into better people regardless of who’s keeping score or…

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the trilogy ends with the discovery that god is a crippled old man in a wheelchair who has been fully usurped by his right hand angel who was calling all the real shots. he is then unceremoniously shoved down a well to his death. i think anti-theistic is underselling it

The movie omitted everything that would freak out the Catholics. That was my problem with it, anyway.

I’m definitely having trouble picturing Lin-Manuel Miranda in this part. But, then I’m also having trouble picturing James McAvoy as being as impressive a presence as Daniel Craig. For all the movie’s faults, they did get the casting right on many of the characters.

The picture frame gag with Captain Peanutbutter is, by far, my favorite visual gag of the episode.

...Brian?

I’ve always felt like the point of Breaking Bad is that NONE of these people are good people, with the possible exception of Walt Jr and baby Holly. It was essentially a story of people just looking out for themselves and doing whatever the fuck they want. Aside from the obvious criminals; Walt, Jesse, Gus, Tuco,…

The title of the article confused me for a bit, and I got really worried they’re gonna do a Sense8. I’m glad we’re getting a proper season after all.

Is the secret something other than the glaringly obvious twist that Linda Cardellini is responsible for Christina Applegate’s husband’s hit-and-run death? Please?

In terms of actors skills versus character expectations the kid who plays Liam is punching above his weight class for the weak material they’re giving him. He has solid delivery and timing and I think could handle actually important stories as opposed to throwaways.

Are you ok after that ridiculous reach?

I know the 2007 movie had its flaws, but casting was not one of them. Daniel Craig, Nicole Kidman, and of course Sam Elliot were absolutely perfect in their roles and it’s going to be hard for me to think of anybody else.

I’m pretty sure the “federal judge” line refers to The Good Wife.

Put “Hey where did Hector’s bell originally come from anyway?” right next to “why did Jack get his tattoos?” in the list of TV questions that really, really didn’t need an answer.

The Jimmy, Kim, and Chuck stuff are as good as Breaking Bad. The Mike, Gus, and Nacho stuff, while often very fun and very good, are not Breaking Bad-level.

Also known as Cyril, from Oz.