What? This over-shadowed the “fact” that she’s back with her 29yo gold digger?

I feel like being the Vegas correspondent for these awesome new residencies is my literal calling in life. Except for Chris Brown. I won’t go see him.

OMG I need to go to Vegas and have a weekend of Mariah, Britney, and JLo. I have never wanted to go to Vegas before, but now I must.

because they are completely unhappy with themselves and then they see people who are happy, maybe people they think are even worse then them and it drives them fucking crazy. People who are happy don’t shit all over strangers.

I think people who aren’t happy with themselves get jealous of those who are. It’s pretty pathetic.

I will never understand why people hate on other people's happiness. I guess that's why I'm not a troll.

screwed

That does work better; I agree.

Since we’re talking about Ireland, shouldn’t the correct verb be “rooked”?

“(You wouldn’t say ‘were jewed by the shop’ would you??)“

‘were gypped by the shop”

Now several young brides from Kilkenny

Disappointed that The Limerick Leader didn’t summarize it as a limerick.

My friend’s wedding dress was tangled up in the strike at the Port of Long Beach. If she could have staged something similar on a shipping container I’m sure she would have, and it would have been awesome. Don’t mess with a bride’s dress.

I'm not even mad. I would have looted the shit out of the place too. For how much dresses cost and how important they are to most brides it was only a matter of time. Though I would have put a few rocks through the window as well because fuck that lady.

Noooooooo! I mean, I’m glad you went back to school, but that is sooo gross and awkward. Why don’t people wash their hands?

Nooooo...

The one from kcunning regarding not being hired because she "didn't live close enough", actually made me laugh a lot because it seemed so strange. But I felt sorry for the applicant not getting the job. On the other hand, if that loser had been one of her bosses, I guess the job would have been a crappy place to work.

I was early and nervous, as you tend to be for job interviews. I went to the bathroom to try and calm down and pass the time. A guy was clearly taking a number 2 in a stall. He comes out and walks right out the door without washing his hands.