Now think about how much wine you drink relative to water.

See I just assumed she was drunk.

nop, sitting quietly in-front of TV with glass of red wine in silence

I guess I'm sensitive to both tannins and arsenic.

Meh. A little arsenic is worth not having to go through life completely sober.

...which California wines? Asking for a friend...

Charles Shaw is total undrinkable dreck

Nooooo! I like Franzia's White Zinfandel.

It seemed to totally fucking escape her that she should be pissed at being underpaid, instead of being angry at others for finally getting a chance to do better.

Ah, the comments on that article are such a pleasant way to start a Saturday!

How I can tell this hasn't gone on the main page yet - my soul didn't shriek in agony upon reading the greys.

She had just left, after staying over.

I switched on my computer to check my emails. We both had Gmail accounts, and she'd left hers logged in - I didn't realise at first, because I was half-asleep. There's not much in the way of a visual indicator to leap out and say "this isn't your email!"

A subject line: "Hey, I…

My brother got a call from his then GF at 6:00 one morning from the police department of a town on the Jersey shore.

WHAT ARE PURPLE.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! WE ARE AT DOUCHECON FIVE!

I married a guy who turned out to be a real depressive and probably a little borderline. Definitely stunted emotionally. The amazing thing about him is that he has gotten to be this old (I'm an old, and he's older than me) and still has not figured out that you make your own happiness. It's really amazing to behold,…

It's par for the course. I only do so when I recover from my fainting couch, as the staggering amount of $15/hour caused me to pass out. What would I do with a multitude of riches?

This has to do with my first boyfriend in college, and he was my first in a lot of ways, so I was a bit attached to the jerk. So after we had been dating for a bit, slept together and even gone to a Tool Concert together (true love people), I saw another girl in our dorm wearing his underwear and pants to class. Yep.…

Here's one for you. I was married for 15 years. I went looking for a certain jpeg on my computer and couldn't remember the name of it, but I knew I had emailed it to someone lately. So I just searched the entire outgoing stream for any jpeg that was emailed withing a few months.