Bob's Burgers, damn it I knew I missed one.

Meanwhile, on Slate, Emily Yoffe wants to know what the big deal is.

Dear Prudie is a known victim blamer. She can go fuck herself for 5ever.

She is either evil or a troll. Not sure which.

*Flames in my heart intensifies, over level 900o*

Get out of here with your "alarmist statistics".

"...If nothing changes, more than 100,000 college students will be sexually assaulted in the upcoming school year."

Is left shark menstruating?

Left shark approves.

Solid decision. Never look back.

25 gravity filled years later:

Under the right shadow, all comments will be in the grey.

Oh, god. I was in a now-semi-defunct band until recently and our CD recording happened the summer that the Monkey Jesus painting hapened, and a band member was SO ENTHUSIASTICALLY campaining to have Monkey Jesus be the album cover because "cunts'll love it!"* For the life of him he could not grasp that in one…

I'm in. 9 months seems totally doable.

there is nothing in this world cooler than a high-stakes jewelry heist.

The gingerbread men did come back.... I looked around, seeing my classmates FEASTING on the cookies. Cookies that had, as far as we knew, WRITTEN POETRY. They were alive like we were alive. And they were being brutally massacred at our hands. I started sobbing. The teacher had to call my parents. I had that cookie in…