WHAT IS AN HERB

Oh my god.

I think you have to go circular:

I grew up to be an accountant, not a murderer.

Helloooo fellow Young Geologist/Entrepreneur! I too sold our driveway rocks because they had sparkly, shiny flecks that I was positive would be a hot commodity. I set up our card table on the sidewalk with my piggy bank, a 'Beautiful Rocks For Sale' sign, and my 3 year old sister interning. My mom and elderly neighbor…

Tiny town, just moved there, and we lived in one of those neighborhoods that sprang up after WWII, but across the street was a beautiful old brick house covered in vines. It made me think of Wuthering Heights. It was a quiet house. Someone would show up weekly to take care of the lawn and gardens, which is how I…

damn it! i totally forgot to mention the fact that i convinced myself I WAS A PROPHET when i was 7 or 8. like, wondered how i was going to tell my parents i was a messenger of god convinced. i have no legitimate reason to have thought this but it's my favorite thing about young kath.

I'm late to this so I'm sure no one will see it, but I once shaved my tongue with my dad's razor. I was six, and I decided to pretend his razor was a toothbrush. When I went to pull the razor out of my mouth, I dragged it along my tongue. Tongues bleed like crazy, just FYI. My mother was a nurse, and she was supremely…

You know, I never considered that I might be able to *do* something about the issue. I mostly just wanted to know so I could protect my neck. Vampires, you see, cannot bites through a raised tee shirt collar.

When I was definitely old enough to know better, I was utterly convinced that my parents switched off with exact doubles (possibly evil, possibly vampires) every other time they picked me up from somewhere. It was clear in my mind that or town must have two sides with a copy of my house and neighborhood for my real…

Speaking of kids and underwear, when I was in kindergarten I had a HUGE crush on my older brother's best friend Sam, a sexy older man in the 4th grade. Every day after school, after Sam and my bro locked themselves in his bedroom to avoid me, I would slide my Little Mermaid panties, one by one, underneath the door. …

I used to dress bananas up as "ladies" (this was achieved by scotch taping tissues around tip of the banana) and then steal a needle out of my grandmother's sewing kid and use it to poke holes into the banana stem. It made me feel SUPER excited, in a sort of proto-sexual way. I was about 6 or 7 when I did this, and as…

I (and my best friend, but it was my idea) dragged a wagonload of rocks from my gravel driveway around our neighborhood, selling them door to door. Because we were little (about four) and cute, we made like $5, which in 1975 was really good money for a preschooler.

When I was seven, I got a book on how babies are made. It talked about eggs, sperm, fertilization, and prenatal development (but completely left out all mention of sex.) I with my mom at a Korean grocery and stumbled upon the alfafa sprouts at the salad bar. My mom was waiting on line when I gasped shouted clear…

This wasn't me (because I was sweet and normal and perfect, obv.), but one of my older brothers. My mom had brought the 4 of us (who were born at the time) to Payless for back to school shoes. We were browsing like regular people until my brother got up on one of the benches, held his fingers to his nose, and inhaled…

You have no idea how much I needed that. Sincere thanks!

13 day old basset hound. Can't wait to share a frisbee with her.

Peace between the teams

Penal code. Err, wiener code.

This is my question. Also is it erect length or flaccid? How does he plan to deal with the grower vs. shower issue?