I think maybe you should try and find another job because that sounds like a nightmare that's killing you. And I don't think you owe your jerk boss advanced notice when you leave either.

Like all the suicidal workers at his factories in China were just THAT PASSIONATE about slaving for seventeen hour shifts and being paid pennies. Jobs was a flaming asshole.

I think that is also why it's so important to be especially kind and courteous to people in these types of service jobs that don't often have much prestige in our society. Likely they are working completely thankless jobs just to support themselves and their families and the last thing they need is someone to come…

I've been working a long time now in some kind of 9 to 5 fashion, and frankly I doubt I'll ever find a job I truly "enjoy." I tolerate my jobs because they give me money so I can support my family and have my hobbies. Other than that, a paycheck is a paycheck. I find it obnoxious how we're supposed to chase the dragon…

Honestly, my dream job?

Dude, some startups are just scary with the demand of cultish devotion. We have a pool table and beer in the fridge, and in return you will work 90-hour weeks for no extra compensation. Because we're all just so laid-back and fun, so you'll never want to leave! Unless you ever want to have a part if your life that…

It's the mark of a professional that you could keep a straight face through that.

Actual feedback from an interview (paraphrased, because it was 1999):

She's so in shape, her belleh just looks pasted on-
The last super-pregnant lady I spent time with literally looked like a belly with legs, arms and a head sticking out and she wabbled along at the pace of a sloth to the point where it made me tired just looking at her so I'm kind of impressed by this woman.

Embarrassed? I'd be THRILLED if this was my mom! (Ugh, unintentional pun. Really, I would be.)

So help. Many baby produce. Much thrills.

I have no scientific basis for this, but I think you should just eat pizza until it forces the child out. In fact, I would like to go do this exact thing.

omg

SAME. I'm not athletic at all but stuff like this moves the fuck out of me.

noooooooooooooooope

I have already started a good healthy cry. Nothing moves me as much as the pride and courage of human beings like this. Fills your heart with all the good things.

I wish my father was alive to come to mine. He was an abusive asshole but he really couldn't help it. And, I am happier loving him for all the good that he did instead of hating him for all the bad. I love you and miss you dad.

Yeah, I have to disagree with Mark that there was "only one way to handle it." This probably felt cathartic at the time, but it's not a good look.

vegas is feelin' itself