most people are. i was as a kid. i did NOT understand where anything went. like sex.

likes!

yessssssss

trolls infiltrate mall makeovers!

“continued purusing him”

i heart klaus knowmi

FRITOS.

you give good nail, bedazzle

duude, me too.

she's got RAYS coming out of her hands, like a statue of JC. whoa.

ALL OF THE YESSES

GO MOM

i mean, i just giggled a lot. poor thing. also, i would FREAK OUT like hell, too, because i would not take the time to stop and consider “shit, it’s a gentle, objet-perusing manatee”. i love the sea, but i have an obviously irrational fear of water the animals it contains. also, was it a selfie-stick or someone else…

juajua juaaaa. gracias. A POR ELLOS!

what was your work exit stratrey subsequently

MOM has perfect comic timing, huh?

well done. thoroughly enjoyed the writing, too.

excellent work, as usual

god, that sounds AWFUL. fortunately, you didn’t. RAISE A GLASS>

yes, STEP.AWAY.FROM.THE.SHRIMP/MAYO/RUNNY EGGS/EXCESS BOOZE