CHUMMY FTW

my ovaries.

"BURGER, WAIT!..."

bitchy kittens

arent we all

chanel no5 is sooo overrated, methinks. at least i don't get it. also, my mom used to sport opium so im not sure i can really appropriate that smell. too much overbearing, controlling visceral memory-triggers on that one. the new scents are interesting, however. but im trying to move away from mass. any awesome…

thoroughly enjoyed the writing, the episodes of life that prompted each quest, and your different incarnations. it felt very real.

LOVE YOUR WORK

whateee de fuckeee? that made me chuckle. this might be the first and last time EVER that this man has made me smile.

oh NO

TRUE BLOOD. yum

you are killing me- this wins it today.

only grandad could sit on that folding chair, given the precedents

my good pal's mom broke waters during thanksgiving too. what did she do?

HOLY STARS OF UNICORNS. nice thanksgiving story.

AHAHAHA- that sounds sooo FLY. also for business extroverts in random cities where they need someone to have a bottle of wine or three with. except, how do you weed out the serial killers?

how do you do that? im kinda new so im just running with the hierarchical status quo, but the spartacus in me won't take long to rear its revolutionary head and DEMAND to BE EQUALLY UNGREY

some just really cannot afford to. and some have to choose between thanksgiving and christmas.

@thesquarerootof: holy fuck. i would have sponsored you, even if i have like, no money.

yes, distraction ploys for the win!