Fiction Is The New Reality

Side note, I swear I saw her leaving a Carl’s Jr. in Toluca Lake a few weeks back. I was leaving a neighboring Del Taco, because I have taste.

tbh most teens probably deserve to be punched

This is all sorts of wrong. Teenager’s are assholes. Dramatic assholes. Why have a teenager over that you are not related to?

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...well, I thought it was funny.

Ooof, you didn’t get that it was a joke. :/

Oh, my dear lovely Rnadi. I am now also crying, because... you opened a parentheses in the first paragraph and didn’t close it. These are the things that make me weep ;) xx

You seem fun.

I cried at a Weird Al concert. Held during a comic expo. The room was filled with people who had been there all day and were in costume; I hadn’t been and wasn’t. And I fucking cried during the polka medley and The Rye or the Kaiser. So you can totally say what concert set you off, as I’m sure Klingons, Batman and…

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I’ve never been much of a crier (I’m not counting book or movie crying) When my father died, I found that I had shut down and was actually unable to cry at all. He was the only one who drove me to tears. (Mom and I fought but she was a Sarah Bernhardt drama queen weeper; in the face of that surfeit of emotion my…

My mom was diagnosed with cancer a week before this movie came out and I was a mess in the theatre with my dad, who kept whispering “it’s just a movie.”

Kristen Bell:

Most embarrassing time I burst into tears: that one time I had a breakdown at the top of the leaning tower of Pisa, and instead of being helpful my family decided to laugh take pictures of me with the highly uncomfortable tour guide.

A few years ago, I was having a massive craving for Indian food, so my husband picked some up from our favorite Indian restaurant by our old house (about 20 min from our new place). I got home from work and was very much looking forward to stuffing my face with the best Chicken Tikka Masala ever (mild for me because I…

If you’re going to burst into tears in public, do it at the start of a movie. It’s dark, so one will notice when Guardians of the Galaxy has you sobbing for a dead parent.

I hate that so much. You really want to make a point, but instead you get so frustrated you end up crying and looking silly. 👿