They better not have killed Ghost....

*pushes up nerd glasses*

jfc the barn doors

“Geen”

It’s totally understandable.

Martha:

Their name somehow always makes me think of Ed Gein, of Texas Chainsaw Massacre fame, even though I’m not sure how his last name is pronounced.

Neither do I.  Stars--they’re just like us!

Same, Martha. Same. Every time I hear those names I get confused about Garth Brooks’s alter ego.

I’m assuming when asked he just takes a hit and then says “whom?”

They are on a two-person crusade to turn every home in the Waco, Texas, area into a pseudo farmhouse full of reclaimed wood.

And the friends we made along the way.

Get to the meat of the issue, Splinter! What does Snoop Dogg think of the Gaines?

For what it’s worth, a lot of those property TV show people were cool to watch BEFORE they got full of themselves and assumed we wanted more MORE MOAR! of them and all aspects of their freaking lives.

I was quoting Page Six, but god how I have come to loathe the word “influence.” Whatever it’s called, seems weird to make a yearly ranking of the top humans. 

Chip and Joanna Gaines

God bless her.

(Former U.S. Navy Officer)