hot take: fuck this guy

You don't have to, this is pretty much what it boils down to-

"Well, he screamed something explicit at me on the sidewalk and I was so touched and turned on that I doubled back to talk to him and now we're a couple" said no woman ever in the history of human beings.

That guy was INSANE!!

THIS! I love when my boyfriend says I'm pretty. When strangers say it I assume they want to remove my skin and wear my face.

I like how he tells her that he's a guy and knows how guys think, and then goes on to tell us all what we think. Because we're one giant hive-mind; we all depend on compliments from handsome men for our self esteem, and none of us are homo/bi/asexual. None of us are unavailable. None of us derive our self-worth from…

Except that the moment even the hottest guy on earth catcalls some woman he doesn't know, he immediately becomes unattractive. How on earth is a hot guy supposed to meet women? Conundrum!

Did you guys just see the news? 2 women have filed police reports, the police confirm.

Nope, still not shutting them up. Some of the MRAs on reddit are saying things like it's not a crime, since he's not been convicted, and that all of these women are sluts who consented to sex. Only in the MRA threads are these guys getting away with it, though. Most of the mainstream threads are like DUDEBRO REALLY??…

Omg where do I begin with this? So this proves his whole "my private life is private" Facebook post was bullshit because HE SHOWED HIS BOSSES VIDEO OF HIM ABUSING AND FUCKING WOMEN. Are you kidding me? Also, this is probably what "Big Ears Teddy" was REALLY used for. I hope this finally shuts the skeptics up. There's…

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! #swag

Also a valid reason to get fired: showing your bosses a sex tape you made.

WHY DID THEY CUT IT OFF? I WAS FINALLY INTERESTED IN THE WEATHER.

Local weathermen are some of my favorite people in the whole world. They all remind me of my dad! I love my dad.

8/10 would bone

I know, that's where my mind immediately went. She was my assistant of sorts, and I think I told her something along the lines of, the cat was a zombie out for revenge. But only against her husband, whose ass face I hated.

I worked with a woman years ago who had something similar happen. Her husband went to leave for work and their cat was on the engine, unbeknownst to him. He started the car, and heard some loud yowling. He got the cat out—it was apparently dead. He did what any decent human being would do: he chucked the body over…

BRO, that $14K is money that would have otherwise stayed in people's pockets now being used for a good cause, anyone who's going to donate to Save the Children would have still donated their quota.

That poor kitten! That poor, poor kitten!